The world’s first zero carb, zero alcohol, zero taste... “beer”. Looks like a beer, feels like a beer, taste’s like premium American sparkling water. Ah!
It is quite literally not beer! It’s water :)
Oh, you noticed! Well, we like to keep things interesting. And hydrating. Beer tastes pretty good – but just like that fling, the flavor gets old after a while. So we thought, what if we removed the flavor, so that you can drink this all day, every day?
Delicious, pure sparkling water.
Not Beer has already saved thousands of marriages, so you might as well try.
We can’t guarantee that Not Beer is the magical elixir for marital bliss but hey, it can’t hurt right? Picture this: you and your significant other, sipping on Not Beer, having a laugh about the fact that you're not really having beer. It's like a relationship trust fall – you might find out you don’t actually like each other or you might fall even more madly in love!
And who knows, maybe the taste of crisp H2O will spark some deep conversations. You can ponder the important questions in life, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if crocs leak people’s dignity with each hole. Choose your own adventure.
Carbonated Purified Water (by Reverse Osmosis), Electrolyte and Mineral Blend (Potassium Chloride, Potassium Bicarbonate, Magnesium Sulfate, Calcium Chloride, Himalayan Pink Salt). Brewed with the spirit of our founding fathers and the feeling of a long weekend, our sparkling water has the essence of a tailgate, a hint of summer sunshine and a whole lot of ‘merica.
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